Wow, that is
MAGICAL
I was, if only for a brief moment, living this experience vicariously through your tale. I felt like I was there, basking in the glow of rescued coupons who narrowly escaped a fateful end before their purpose was served

. Okay, it's getting late and I'm getting punchy

. You are gonna be way busy if you are clipping all those with scissors!!!
Have fun and spend wisely.